Collars

Kzinistzerg · Post by **Kzinistzerg** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:55 pm

None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

Black Claw · Post by **Black Claw** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:58 pm

nice and you won't be attacked by the dog catcher.

RedEye · Post by **RedEye** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:46 am

Hmmm- Collar as camouflage? That might work. Of course you'd need the appropriate license tags and rabies vaccination, too.

Add in a nametag; like "Fluffy" or "Cuddles", and you'd be good to go; unless the other members of your pack found out...

licantroleon · Post by **licantroleon** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:32 am

collar?NO NO NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fullmoonstar · Post by **Fullmoonstar** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:18 am

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

True true...i have to agree with that.....nice idea^^

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:43 pm

I had been working with the idea in my writing for years, as something my characters might wear in the 24th or 25th century. Looks like I'm not the only one to have the idea.

http://www.nextgendesigncomp.com/entryd ... spx?id=953

Granted, it almost instantly brings to mind images of Captain Kirk or Buck Rogers, captured by the sexy villainess, getting shocked and making silly expressions to the tune of cheesy sound effects whenever he refuses her advances.

Black Claw · Post by **Black Claw** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:50 pm

That is one interesting collar and yeah you better have vaccination and name, address and telephone number of boyfriend or girlfriend. I don't think your parents will believe they've had a dog in the family this whole time and not even know it was in your bedroom. hint hint YOU!!!!

Ansuru · Post by **Ansuru** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:00 pm

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

Must not have read my response then. :p

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:31 pm

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

Suuuurrrrrre!!! I'll approach them looking like this!!!

RedEye wrote:Hmmm- Collar as camouflage? That might work. Of course you'd need the appropriate license tags and rabies vaccination, too.

Add in a nametag; like "Fluffy" or "Cuddles", and you'd be good to go; unless the other members of your pack found out...

A red bandana worn as a collar would probably look much better. No need for tags and stuff. (It looks really cool on austrailian cattle dogs.)

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:19 pm

Ansuru wrote:
Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.
Must not have read my response then. :p

Mine either.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:52 pm

MoonKit wrote:
Ansuru wrote:
Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.
Must not have read my response then. :p
Mine either.

yes.....but.....not everyone has a wolf as a pet. If you saw a lion wearing a collar walking the street, would you call it over?

Howlitzer · Post by **Howlitzer** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:29 pm

Figarou wrote:
MoonKit wrote:
Ansuru wrote:
Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.
Must not have read my response then. :p
Mine either.
yes.....but.....not everyone has a wolf as a pet. If you saw a lion wearing a collar walking the street, would you call it over?

Yeah...but a lion is much more distinguishable to the average Joe from a housecat than a Wolf would be from, say, a very large husky, malamute, or mix of some similar breeds....especially if it's behaving like a dog.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:52 am

Howlitzer wrote: Yeah...but a lion is much more distinguishable to the average Joe from a housecat than a Wolf would be from, say, a very large husky, malamute, or mix of some similar breeds....especially if it's behaving like a dog.

I should've said bobcat or a lynx instead of a lion.

Black Claw · Post by **Black Claw** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:50 am

Yeah next thing you know you got the whole state and government after you because they think you're wild adn they don't even know your half human. Time to head to CANADA!!!

Ansuru · Post by **Ansuru** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:20 pm

Yeah, move to Canada before they introduce a Were Marriage Amendment

RedEye · Post by **RedEye** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:16 am

Ansuru wrote:Yeah, move to Canada before they introduce a Were Marriage Amendment

You mean as in "All Werewolves must be married and have regular jobs".
That kind of Marriage amendment? Does the Werewolf get to choose, or is his mate drawn by lot?

With my luck, I'd get the Rozanne Barr look-alike.

Ansuru · Post by **Ansuru** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:42 am

RedEye wrote:
Ansuru wrote:Yeah, move to Canada before they introduce a Were Marriage Amendment
You mean as in "All Werewolves must be married and have regular jobs".
That kind of Marriage amendment? Does the Werewolf get to choose, or is his mate drawn by lot?

With my luck, I'd get the Rozanne Barr look-alike.

*shudders* No, that is a fate reserved only for those most evil of creatures...the werecats!

shiftergirl · Post by **shiftergirl** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:26 am

if i was a werewolf i would only were a collar if i changed so if someone called the pound they would find a name tage. only when i change would i were it.

Black Claw · Post by **Black Claw** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:37 pm

yeah we already hit that subject just above and my powerful words led us to Canada! I have ultimate power with words.

shiftergirl · Post by **shiftergirl** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:24 am

hmmmm, did not know that.

Black Claw · Post by **Black Claw** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:41 am

Don't worry, I did that when i first joined.

shiftergirl · Post by **shiftergirl** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:04 pm

aw well at least i got my two cese in.

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