aww man.... *big weirdo licks feet* well....it may be wet but it sure does help! *kicks guy off and breaks his neck* BUT DONT EVER DO IT AGAIN! freak...
*giant pereverted monkey pops out*
"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There's nothing which can't exist."
"Choose a good path....because you only get to choose once"-Wolf4life
Dreamer
>I wish I had a wishing box that gave wishes without a downside.
Opens box: voice emanates... "I wish I could get money without having to pay tax on it."
Closes box and opens it again: "I wish I was immortal, without having to worry about what to do when the universe fades into entropy over the next 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 years."
Closes box and opens it again: "I wish I could fly--really fly, with my own wings, without being transformed into an insect."
Whenever opened, the box expresses wishes, accompanied by disclaimers to avoid unexpected consequences.
I wish I had lycanthropy. (Ooh, original. Bet that one hasn't been expressed very often around here. I think I myself have wished for it less than 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times.)
Taking a Gestalt approach, since it's the "in" thing...