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I'm a male 21 of age, loves to do anything active and exciteing, loves the theater, hikeing, bikeing, rock climbing, cliff diveing if i ever get the chance, bakeing, cooking, decorateing, and am willing to try anything new. I'm looking for a female with tastes such as mine and of her own, one who likes to be romanced to combusttion.
Reading an distributing copies of "The Werewolf's Guide to Life: a Manuel for the newly bitten" Help, where it's needed.
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Single stunning sexy seductress, seeking blond macho egotistical swaggering self-loving superstar wannabe. Must love full moons and dogs. Call me... My name is "Fluffy" 555-0123.
While the empty can may rattle the most, of equal or potentially greater import is what the reputably quiet cans are really full of.
All names are but souvenirs, in the end. Make good of your stay, so that they hold happy memories ~ Some guy.
Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something.
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All names are but souvenirs, in the end. Make good of your stay, so that they hold happy memories ~ Some guy.
Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something.
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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LOL. Meeper, someone would be crazy to pass that up.
"We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream."
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On Wednesdays I change into an annoying little bald man named "Malvin" who collects stamps... Wanna see some? See here... This is the fat Elvis from a couple of years ago *chuckle chuckle* And here's the skinny version... Hey! Wait uuuuup!?!outwarddoodles wrote:LOL. Meeper, someone would be crazy to pass that up.
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Sorry I couldn't resist
While the empty can may rattle the most, of equal or potentially greater import is what the reputably quiet cans are really full of.
All names are but souvenirs, in the end. Make good of your stay, so that they hold happy memories ~ Some guy.
Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something.
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
All names are but souvenirs, in the end. Make good of your stay, so that they hold happy memories ~ Some guy.
Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something.
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Oh, that's one episode I do remember of that show. That, the Don guy, injuring Santa, and the 200 page essay he wrote about how much loved beef jerky for the contest: "I like jerky very, very, very, very, very,..." XD
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Now the joke's even funnier.Meeper wrote:On Wednesdays I change into an annoying little bald man named "Malvin" who collects stamps... Wanna see some? See here... This is the fat Elvis from a couple of years ago *chuckle chuckle* And here's the skinny version... Hey! Wait uuuuup!?!outwarddoodles wrote:LOL. Meeper, someone would be crazy to pass that up.
Johnny Bravo: A Wolf In Chick's Clothing.
Sorry I couldn't resist
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Heh, I wish the joke was mine .
You know, this is weird, having spent my life minding my own business, I can't imagine ever writing one of these messages. Ok, let's see here...
"Single white male carbon based life form. Good Mileage. No previous owner. been reprogrammed to wash up and vacuum without nagging. Seeks other carbon based life form for mutual consumption of organic compounds and extended periods of unconsciousness. Free to good home."
Of course, I can't possibly do such a thing, the nature of the universe would become unbalanced, Satan will need to invest in snow shoes, we're talking real fire and brimstone apocalypse here.
The Meeper.
You know, this is weird, having spent my life minding my own business, I can't imagine ever writing one of these messages. Ok, let's see here...
"Single white male carbon based life form. Good Mileage. No previous owner. been reprogrammed to wash up and vacuum without nagging. Seeks other carbon based life form for mutual consumption of organic compounds and extended periods of unconsciousness. Free to good home."
Of course, I can't possibly do such a thing, the nature of the universe would become unbalanced, Satan will need to invest in snow shoes, we're talking real fire and brimstone apocalypse here.
The Meeper.
While the empty can may rattle the most, of equal or potentially greater import is what the reputably quiet cans are really full of.
All names are but souvenirs, in the end. Make good of your stay, so that they hold happy memories ~ Some guy.
Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something.
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
All names are but souvenirs, in the end. Make good of your stay, so that they hold happy memories ~ Some guy.
Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something.
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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I am a single woman with no children. I love nature,camping,fishing, and more.
I am looking for my male wolf mate. Please contact me at my email of DiamondHogan01974@gmail.com
Are there any single Wolf Males out there looking for mates?
I am looking for my male wolf mate. Please contact me at my email of DiamondHogan01974@gmail.com
Are there any single Wolf Males out there looking for mates?