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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:03 pm
by Merrypaws
Renorei wrote:I absolutely cannot stand when a person comes to the forums pretending to be a werewolf, and tries to force their opinions on us as fact...that's a massive insult to all of us, and it's damned inconsiderate.
Yoo can get into those types of arguments outside the great and far reaching Net, too. Not many years ago I was doodling werewolves in a sorta relaxed family-type setting, and someone looked over my shoulder and said: "Why can't you draw real werewolves, like the ones that eat people and stuff?"

"Lord, what fools these mortals be." -Shakespeare, Midsummernight's Dream

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:27 pm
by Jamie
Fang wrote:They can claim t be a werewolf, It's just when the think they know what's right and disregard some good speculation on what a werewolf might be, because they're a "werewolf" and start getting into arguements, then they're banned, after a few friendly warnings of course.
This is indeed the main problem. We can't lend more weight to someone's speculations just because they claim to have a direct line to the "real truth." Even if werewolves existed, there would be no reason why people couldn't claim to be werewolves and try to force conversations to only revolve around their ideas of what a werewolf is. Therefore, claims like that are out of place because this forum concentrates on speculation, not "truth." Even if there were a proven truth out there, it wouldn't mean that our ideal werewolves would be required to adhere to that truth.

The secondary reason (although I think this is the prime reason for some of us) why such claims are discouraged is simply because they are disruptive. Either they annoy (in the case of people who don't believe in werewolves at all) or they tend to induce arguments (in the case of people who think that there is some possibility that real werewolves exist).

Furthermore, if there were real werewolves, what could this forum offer them? Our admiration and curiosity, I suppose, but those would only be dealt out if the werewolves were real AND they could prove it. And then, we'd just be a bunch of gawking strangers with an appetite for more and more videotaped transformations. A real werewolf could find gawkers anywhere. It's not like we'd have any information or help to offer them. They'd already be in possession of more information about real werewolves than all of us put together. So, even in the case of hypothetical real werewolves who could prove it, the only reason they would come here and make such claims would be as attention whores. So, this puts the hypothetical real werewolves who can prove it right back in the same boat with the posers - as attention whores.

By the way, the "can't photograph mythical creatures" claim is a very common excuse in the world of monster sightings, not just used for werewolf claimants. It's been applied frequently to sea serpents, giant lizards, Bigfoots, ghostly demon-dogs and nearly everything else you can imagine, and this excuse has been applied since at least the 1950s. To skeptics, it only adds more evidence to the idea that all such things are fake, especially since this excuse comes in several different flavors (always blurry, double-exposed, camera broken, camera battery drained, electric circuits fried, camera dropped, pictures fine but mysteriously lost afterwards, mysterious people steal photographs, etc.) and you'd think, if it was true, that it would always occur the same way. To believers, it tends to lead them deeper and deeper into the la-la land of weird conspiracy theories, where anything ranging from demons to reptoids secretly control the world and conspire to prevent evidence of the supernatural from surfacing.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:37 pm
by Jamie

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:45 pm
by Jamie
alphanubilus wrote:
shsu_bound_girl125 wrote::o I'm playing stupid and blonde right now, but is that THE ABrownigg that's making the movie???? Wow!! I didn't think I would get to talk to a director. This is awesome. I think I'll like it here. :D
Okay... enough of the blonde jokes here! I am natural and I am proud of it! hehe... er uh... damn! :lol:

Well you know, what has always annoyed me about Tr00 W3r3's, other than their inability to spell and use any form of grammar, is that they are oblivious of any real werewolf lore. Everything they believe comes straight from the local cinema. I remember Brad Steiger, writer of the Werewolf Book: Encyclopedia of Shapeshifting Beings, and a good friend of mine, getting all sorts of panicky e-mails from Tr00 W3r3s afraid they are being hunted by vampires due to the box office success of Underworld. Lame... Brad and I had a huge laugh abou that...
Have you seen some of the recent stories by werewolf claimants in Linda Godfrey's book "Hunting the American Werewolf"? Lame, lame lame. The werewolf sightings she collects from supposed witnesses are actually pretty interesting reading, but the stories from people who claim to be werewolves all sound like a bad writer's mishmash of all the lamest ideas from werewolf fiction. Werewolf legends haven't changed hugely in the last few hundred years, but boy, have the stories from werewolf claimants changed! I often felt like I was reading the rough drafts of werewolf short stories written by 12-year-olds.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:03 pm
by Morkulv
Merrypaws wrote:
Renorei wrote:I absolutely cannot stand when a person comes to the forums pretending to be a werewolf, and tries to force their opinions on us as fact...that's a massive insult to all of us, and it's damned inconsiderate.
Yoo can get into those types of arguments outside the great and far reaching Net, too. Not many years ago I was doodling werewolves in a sorta relaxed family-type setting, and someone looked over my shoulder and said: "Why can't you draw real werewolves, like the ones that eat people and stuff?"

"Lord, what fools these mortals be." -Shakespeare, Midsummernight's Dream
Nothing wrong with people-eating werewolves, as long as they look descent. :P

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:08 am
by Uniform Two Six
I'm reading this entire thread and I'm mentally flashing on this image of a pack of werewolves in gestalt form huddled around a computer.

"Okay, so we need an excuse why we can't provide a picture of ourselves." Growls one.
"Oh, oh,oh... I've got it! Tell'em you can't take a picture because the film comes out all funny." Yips a second one.
"Don't be stupid. We already used that one. Remember, it was, like, three threads ago." Growls a third.
"Oh, yeah... Wait! Tell'em you're using a digital camera and the image will only come out right when uncompressed, and the camera only functions in .JPG compression mode."
"Hey, that's a good one. We'll use that one this time." All the werewolves begin laughing and wagging their tails while the one at the keyboard starts typing.
"Oh, hey. Don't forget to use bad spelling and all kinds of gramatical errors. That'll really piss them off."
"Yeah, maybe they'll call us attention whores and ban us from their little board again."
"Heh... thank God for disposable ISPs."

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:52 am
by BlackWolfDS
*claps*
:lol: :D
(darn it, how did he find out?)
:sweatdrop:

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:55 am
by Anook
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Excellent! :D

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:40 pm
by Morkulv
Uniform Two Six wrote:I'm reading this entire thread and I'm mentally flashing on this image of a pack of werewolves in gestalt form huddled around a computer.

"Okay, so we need an excuse why we can't provide a picture of ourselves." Growls one.
"Oh, oh,oh... I've got it! Tell'em you can't take a picture because the film comes out all funny." Yips a second one.
"Don't be stupid. We already used that one. Remember, it was, like, three threads ago." Growls a third.
"Oh, yeah... Wait! Tell'em you're using a digital camera and the image will only come out right when uncompressed, and the camera only functions in .JPG compression mode."
"Hey, that's a good one. We'll use that one this time." All the werewolves begin laughing and wagging their tails while the one at the keyboard starts typing.
"Oh, hey. Don't forget to use bad spelling and all kinds of gramatical errors. That'll really piss them off."
"Yeah, maybe they'll call us attention whores and ban us from their little board again."
"Heh... thank God for disposable ISPs."
:roflmao:

Gold!

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:53 pm
by Cavman
Hehe, Wahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha, snork cough gag *dies*

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:07 pm
by White Paw
:lol: thats funny.......especiall the disposable isp's ...thing :|

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:32 am
by Lukas
very wittie