Lamest excuses given by pretend werewolves on the forums...

Machine-Whisperer · Post by **Machine-Whisperer** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:24 am

" I would post in a picture, but the laws of physics prevent me from showing up correctly "

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:21 am

"I would post a picture of it but my mom wont let me. She's a werewolf too."

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:41 pm

how about "im a werewolf and you are all ww fans so you mst believe me"

im sure ive used that before..................................

(wow what the hell was i thinking)

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:42 pm

yea i pretended to be one and now im joking about it thats such a cliche but i dont care because its funny

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:12 pm

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:22 pm

gladius wrote:yea i pretended to be one and now im joking about it thats such a cliche but i dont care because its funny

oh. ha ha. Very funny. You worked so hard to return to this forum after being banned just so you can tell us you pretended to be a werewolf.

Gee. thanks for sharing.

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:42 pm

Figarou wrote:
gladius wrote:yea i pretended to be one and now im joking about it thats such a cliche but i dont care because its funny

oh. ha ha. Very funny. You worked so hard to return to this forum after being banned just so you can tell us you pretended to be a werewolf.

Gee. thanks for sharing.

Oh good lord

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:07 pm

People are actually banned if they claim to be a werewolf? That stinks for them.

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:11 pm

They can claim t be a werewolf, It's just when the think they know what's right and disregard some good speculation on what a werewolf might be, because they're a "werewolf" and start getting into arguements, then they're banned, after a few friendly warnings of course.

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:15 pm

you meen to tell me you guys had no clue who this was.............i thought you did................

well what can i say..........i do apologize.............i was acting stupid, hell nobody is perfect,i just hope this dosent destroy what little bit of friendship we may/or may not have had, perhaps i was just looking for a space to vent off my opinions......perhaps i just wanted to fit in.........i want to hear your comments, and i verymuch hope to not get kicked off again........i probably deserve it.who knows?

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:30 pm

ABrownrigg · Post by **ABrownrigg** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:36 pm

Hmm.. I do so love speculation.

Aside from the science, and their personal reasons.. The world view, paranormal research will always be considered 'paranormal'.. even with proof of ghosts, (of which theres many documented cases).. its still considered paranormal because it interfears with the worlds belief system.

Quantum physics, mechanics and the like are there for the help of explaining physics we don't undertsand yet. Say someone did prove werewolves exist.. and have been living in secret.. folks find that even people they 'know' are werewolves. For me the entire structure of life would change.. much like if 'aliens' actually landed on this planet and spoke publicly. World religions could change.. viewpoints on lots of things might alter..

And as far as my hand on the poster.. Yes, that's my hand, and No I'm not biting anyone.. so there.

AB

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:46 pm

I'm playing stupid and blonde right now, but is that THE ABrownigg that's making the movie???? Wow!! I didn't think I would get to talk to a director. This is awesome. I think I'll like it here.

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:51 pm

Yep, that's him. That's actually the director speaking. Or, typing. The avatar I suspect is a digitally rendered effect. In person he doen't really look like that. Kind of, but not really.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:36 pm

Only on full moons...

alphanubilus · Post by **alphanubilus** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:00 pm

shsu_bound_girl125 wrote: I'm playing stupid and blonde right now, but is that THE ABrownigg that's making the movie???? Wow!! I didn't think I would get to talk to a director. This is awesome. I think I'll like it here.

Okay... enough of the blonde jokes here! I am natural and I am proud of it! hehe... er uh... damn!

Well you know, what has always annoyed me about Tr00 W3r3's, other than their inability to spell and use any form of grammar, is that they are oblivious of any real werewolf lore. Everything they believe comes straight from the local cinema. I remember Brad Steiger, writer of the Werewolf Book: Encyclopedia of Shapeshifting Beings, and a good friend of mine, getting all sorts of panicky e-mails from Tr00 W3r3s afraid they are being hunted by vampires due to the box office success of Underworld. Lame... Brad and I had a huge laugh abou that...

JoshuaMadoc · Post by **JoshuaMadoc** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:37 am

"Why the f*** would i show my superior form to you inbred humans?"

Cavman · Post by **Cavman** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:28 am

kitetsu wrote:"Why the F@&^$ would i show my superior form to you inbred humans?"

*snork* ROFLAMO

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:44 am

I am a natural blonde as well here. I like it too. But I'm not too bright sometimes so I joke about being a blonde so I don;t feel bad for myself. I enjoy them really.

Kirk Hammett · Post by **Kirk Hammett** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:49 am

RedEye · Post by **RedEye** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:41 am

Ran across this great one a while ago: "I'd show you all, but the b**** I'm married to won't let me"...
Now that one makes you wonder...not about the Loser, but about the b****. That would be a proper name for a Female Canid....

"The greatest disappointment is when Fantasy somehow becomes reality... It isn't as good as it was."

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:55 am

RedEye wrote:"The greatest disappointment is when Fantasy somehow becomes reality... It isn't as good as it was."

Great quote.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:44 pm

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:37 pm

It annoys me very, very much when someone comes here and pretends to be a werewolf. However...I absolutely cannot stand when a person comes to the forums pretending to be a werewolf, and tries to force their opinions on us as fact...that's a massive insult to all of us, and it's damned inconsiderate.

"OMG that picture is WRONG. I'm a werewolf, and we don't look anything like that!!!111 We don't crave animal flesh!! RAR RAR OMG SO WRONG (insert more idiotic blathering inconsiderate s***, likely peppered with poor grammar and bad spelling)."

Take your lies and go.

If you want to pretend to be a werewolf then go ahead and do so...you'll be hated throughout the whole forum, and make yourself look like a damned fool to boot. But never ever ever try to use your fake lycanthropy as a way to try and make your opinions seem more important than anyone else's.

shsu_bound_girl125 · Post by **shsu_bound_girl125** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:02 pm

I read that post. she sounded like a nut case. No offense. Did you banned her?