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How to be a cultist

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:15 pm
by Searif
http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/cultist.html

Im not sure if it is supposed to be funny or not, but it is funny to me :lol:

" Investigators always show up at the last moment to foil you. Start a half- hour early, they hate that. "

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:24 pm
by Cinder
:lol: you're right that is an amusing piece of... information ;3 but at least it made me laugh :D

"Pastel-coloured candles in the shape of cute animals are like beacons to the Dark Lords."

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:27 pm
by silverpaw
haha Awesomeness

"Avoid needless embarassment. Practice the correct pronunciation of your god's name in the privacy of your room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful."

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:27 am
by Syzygy
"...However, a mock-victim sculpted from Spam will be all right too."

:lol:

Edit: Ha! It was written by a reverend!