How to be a cultist

Searif · Post by **Searif** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:15 pm

http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/cultist.html

Im not sure if it is supposed to be funny or not, but it is funny to me

" Investigators always show up at the last moment to foil you. Start a half- hour early, they hate that. "

Cinder · Post by **Cinder** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:24 pm

you're right that is an amusing piece of... information ;3 but at least it made me laugh

"Pastel-coloured candles in the shape of cute animals are like beacons to the Dark Lords."

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:27 pm

haha Awesomeness

"Avoid needless embarassment. Practice the correct pronunciation of your god's name in the privacy of your room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful."

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:27 am

"...However, a mock-victim sculpted from Spam will be all right too."

Edit: Ha! It was written by a reverend!