Page 1 of 1
Most ridiculous Black metal-pics of all time
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:24 pm
by Morkulv
Does anyone know the 'top 10 Most ridiculous Black metal-pics of all time'?
Some time ago, a second edition was released on Ruthless-reviews. Just check it out and see for yourself.
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
Ohyeah, and when your at it, watch these '101 rules of Black metal' done by Metal Storm:
http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=9
"13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn"."
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:48 pm
by Hamster
Heh, heh! Thanks, I needed that!
90. Go to bed when your mom tells you to.
[spoiler]20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!) <--- scary![/spoiler]
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:02 pm
by Morkulv
101. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could've have been prancing about in the forest with an axe? For shame! For shaaaaame!!
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:03 pm
by Morkulv
Hamster wrote:
[spoiler]20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!) <--- scary![/spoiler]
I think its because of this:
88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girl friend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:04 pm
by Black Shuck
Those were funny!
35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps Aww...I like Peeps, lol
666. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to approximately 8 of them regularly. <--- More than likely a friend of mine does this
70. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nor necro. <--- Definately that same friend
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:16 pm
by Morkulv
29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.
Reminds me of that videoclip from Immortal.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:55 am
by Morkulv
I just found this some time ago:
http://www.racerxband.com/audio/eviljoecall.mp3
This is a recording of a phone-call. Some black guy reads a add in the paper about a black metal-band searching for 'guitar-leads'. But this black guy thinks that its about a BLACK metal-band.
Its really hilarious.
And this is some dance-mix the owners of the page made
:
http://www.racerxband.com/audio/ejdancemix.mp3
Note: the phone-call does incluse some 'f***'-s, and "mothafuckah", but its nothing more then that.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:10 pm
by Hamster
Morkulv wrote:I just found this some time ago:
http://www.racerxband.com/audio/eviljoecall.mp3
This is a recording of a phone-call. Some black guy reads a add in the paper about a black metal-band searching for 'guitar-leads'. But this black guy thinks that its about a BLACK metal-band.
Its really hilarious.
When I first heard the name "Black metal band" I thought the same thing. I guess because I never heard of such a thing. Now that I have, I'm starting to
listen to it.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:48 am
by Morkulv
Hahahaha!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:18 am
by Terastas
Quit the list at about 20. After that, the homophobia started to irritate me.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:31 am
by Morkulv
Haha, take a look at the comments of the list.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:22 pm
by Black Shuck
lol, Some of those comments were pretty good
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:49 am
by Morkulv
I love them black metal-humor:
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:54 pm
by Hamster
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:13 pm
by Black Shuck
That one's good!
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:39 am
by Renorei
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:41 pm
by Morkulv
Hehe, that was good!
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:08 pm
by Renorei
Morkulv wrote:
Hehe, that was good!
I figured you would like that.
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:26 pm
by Morkulv
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11406075 ... evil_subs)_
Videoclip from Hecate Enthroned with subtitles!
Watch it!
Edit: copy >> paste the entire URL to watch the video.