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Ninjas Vs. Pirates

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:28 pm
by Set
Who do ya think would win? :ninja: or :pirate: ?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:46 pm
by Vilkacis
Who has the Febreze?

-- Vilkacis

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:47 pm
by Vuldari
How is this even in question?

...unless it was an entire crew full of Pirates against a single Ninja, the Ninja would definately win.

...now a Ninja Pirate on the other hand...
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:02 pm
by Vilkacis
In the words of the master of all magery that is red:

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It's a dark moonless night in Tokyo, you're on your way to visit your aged grandmother. Your parents always told you not to venture out this late but you never listened, what harm could possibly come to you? You turn down an unlight back street just as a cold wind blows by. You suddenly feel unseen eyes peering at you from just beyond the darkness, and that's when you hear it; "Yar." Then the glint of a steel hook. Your last thought before the cool metal slides between your ribs is "Pirate ninjas? The hell?"

-- Vilkacis

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:17 pm
by Lupin
Ninja, of course. They're just that cool.

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:20 pm
by Vuldari
Vilkacis wrote:In the words of the master of all magery that is red:

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It's a dark moonless night in Tokyo, you're on your way to visit your aged grandmother. Your parents always told you not to venture out this late but you never listened, what harm could possibly come to you? You turn down an unlight back street just as a cold wind blows by. You suddenly feel unseen eyes peering at you from just beyond the darkness, and that's when you hear it; "Yar." Then the glint of a steel hook. Your last thought before the cool metal slides between your ribs is "Pirate ninjas? The hell?"

-- Vilkacis
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:45 pm
by Set
This was the subject of a debate between me and some of my friends, so I just thought I'd ask.

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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:59 pm
by outwarddoodles
Pirates ofcource. Nothing like a good pirate that'll defeat that wimpy Ninja! Especially if it were allama pirate.
(I swear, I have nothing to do with that club.)

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:22 pm
by Set
I thought you would be the pirate type. The way I was seeing this going is something like this (and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong):

:pirate: Searif, Figarou, Anubis, Sabre, Excelsia, Goldenwolf, Morkluv, Shadow Wulf

:ninja: Hamster, Scott Gardener, Akugarou, Silverclaw, Terastas, 23Jarden, mielikkishunt, Baphnedia

As for the rest of you...eh. I dunno. You're weird. :P :lol:

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:18 pm
by Aki
Ninja.

They're sneaker, smarter (takes brains to kill people stealithy, not much ta loot ships), and cooler. :ninja:

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:42 pm
by Anubis
OH god! i thought i suplied the dumb questions! :lol: :P

i have to say ninja

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:23 pm
by Fenrir
How can you ask this!!!!!
Ninja Gaidan is almost but not quite as cool as Link, but Pirates don't even come close!!!!

I mean look at this
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Pirates don't stand a chance

So NINJAS ALL THE WAY!!!!

:ninja:

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:00 pm
by Shadow Wulf
ARRRGHH I will send you to the poopoo deck you landlover Ninja!!!!! :lol:

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:19 pm
by Fenrir
You just say that because I said Gaidan first :P

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:41 pm
by Anubis
heeeee he said poopoo deck :P

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:04 pm
by Shadow Wulf
Fenrir wrote:You just say that because I said Gaidan first :P
nah its just something that poped out of my evil demented little mind. :D

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:15 pm
by Anubis
like me and my older brother :lol:

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:42 pm
by Terastas
*grumbles* This same debate appeared at another forum I frequent. It made it up to over a hundred pages of replies last I checked.

It really depends on what kind of pirates we're talking about.

Those lamewads from Pirates of the Caribbean? Hands down for ninjas.

But modern-day pirates use mac-10s, SMGs, AK-47s and eagle-eye sniper rifles. By that definition, it'd be more one-sided for the pirates.

So for lack of a proper definition:
NUR!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:49 pm
by Shadow Wulf
What is this!!?! You be questioning the way of the ninjas? My minions!!! ATTACK

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:07 pm
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
I be a pirate eh? Me like be Ninja!!! Just cause...... :roll:

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:17 pm
by Fenrir
Shadow Wulf wrote:
Fenrir wrote:You just say that because I said Gaidan first :P
nah its just something that poped out of my evil demented little mind. :D
Isn't crazy fun....you never get bored, and if you do your not true crazy just half crazy :D

One percent dna difference from man and dolphin....
10% DNA difference from man and wolf....ok we need nine volunteers who wants to be a weredolphin!?

Yes random but those are the confines of my crazy mind...

Oh and GO NINJAS..pirates ...um....*looks at shodow wulf holding gun and scrams*

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:48 pm
by Black Shuck
Aw I lose! I'm the other person that voted 'pirate' :lol: Man! :pirate: :howl:  :oo

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:29 pm
by Renorei
Reilune wrote: :pirate: Searif, Figarou, Anubis, Sabre, Excelsia, Goldenwolf, Morkluv, Shadow Wulf

Well, you're half right. :lol: . In close combat, I think the ninja would definitely win. But, if the pirate was a 30 feet away, holding a musket (or whatever gun they use in those pirate movies), I'd have to vote for the pirate. What do you think?

By the way, I find this amusing:
http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:31 pm
by Renorei
Fenrir wrote: One percent dna difference from man and dolphin....
10% DNA difference from man and wolf....ok we need nine volunteers who wants to be a weredolphin!?

WHOA!:o Is that true? If it is, damn! I had no idea we were that close to dolphins.

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:31 am
by Lupin
Excelsia wrote:
Fenrir wrote: One percent dna difference from man and dolphin....
10% DNA difference from man and wolf....ok we need nine volunteers who wants to be a weredolphin!?

WHOA!:o Is that true? If it is, damn! I had no idea we were that close to dolphins.
Well, percentage doesn't really mean that much, considering we share 97% our DNA with yeast.

I don't think we can become wereyeast though.