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Hey man, F@#K YOU!! This was a free test I did through the Jerry Springer Show. Cause I can't afford the hospital ((Let alone bribe the doctor)) *Chokes LoyalReaperDragon with the strap from his own binoculars* And I don't Like the army either!

It seems I will have to stop you two bickering...

*Picks up Fang and throws him into LRD, breaking Fang's Leg and LRD's arm*

Now, now. Play nicely.

thats it! *Pulls out his a** kick stick and beats fang with it* jerry springer, suckS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Draws out fencing sword and points it at Syzygy) :

Hello. My name is Scott Gardener. You killed my father prepare to die...

(charges, swashing)

I'm not dead! Actually, I think I'm getting better.
Joins fight.

Yes you ARE! *stabs a a large hunting knife into your spine and severs your nerve system*

Ha,...try and move

Well now that I'm in a wheel chair, I'll take the overly large Silverpaw crusher. * crushes Silverpaw to death with wheelchair* *Gets stem cell therapy* Nerve connections normal * Pokes Silverpaw's remains with 5000 degree metal stick * Remains catch fire*

*sizzles* ................*zizzle*....
*Cant talk nor scream as he has been crushed, his body begins to regenerate but remains on fire*

OH SWEET JESUS IT BURNS AHHHHHh

Ah, Scott! You are a mighty foe, but I learnt the art of sword under Sir (Jack) Sparrow.

En garde!

its peanut butter jelly time! its peanut butter jelly time! its peanut butter jelly time! *does the peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat* *throws bat at syzygy*

wow, whats funny is i just said that excact thing to a friend,...oh well
* grabs a deep frier and throws Kita inside it*
*attempts to whistle over the screaming*

Mmm, fried wolf

*Drops sword and screams in agony as peanut butter jelly bat hits him.*

Ow.

Syzygy? get up. Damn It! His brain is leaking. There's only one thing I can do, I have to defend freedom. * Pulls out insane ammount of knives* No time to cry, only time to die. *starts throwing knives in every direction* Welcome to the land of freedom b#&@$es!

*standing by quietly in the bushes* i jump out and hit firing mech. to my 40 claymore mines (that i planted the night before) sending fragmentation everywhere severing heads,spines, legs,arms........................................body parts everywhere.................. its a total blood bath......

(you said no fire arms but nothing about explosives)

*pulls out C4* well in that case, *throws C4 on gladius when he wasnt looking and press denation butten* seeya
*BOOM go gladius *

*now detonated into a thousand pieces* a thousand little mini-me's regenerate themselves.........runs and jumps on L.R.D. dig inside his skin and proceeds to force L.R.D. to rip his flesh off using a rusty knife and a spatula.

* Pulls out RPG and aims For LDR* (nothing was said about RPG's)
*Fires* Yipekiae MotherF&%$er!

I DONT KNOW IF YOU HAVE EVER FIRED ONE BUT R.P.G'S ARE HIGHLY INACCURATE.................so you better reload because im running at you now with a belt of T.N.T. strapped to my waiste and a giant meat cleaver.........

Whacks gladius with the RPG Launcher
(it doesn't matter if you hit the target, just somewhere near the target)
While gladius is out cold I take the TNT Detonator, run to a safe distance and detonate. "You have been terminated."

*Puts tape over his leaking brain, drinks coffee and is wide awake.*
*Kick's Fang in the unmentionables.*

Ha!

"You have been sterilized."

is a new item on the BK menu* x.x (sorry bout the late reply was gone all weekend)

Cuts off Syzygy's unmentionables"Hasta La Vista, Babies"

*Suddenly appears onto the scene out of nowhere*
"Did someone call for an exterminator?", in a goofy voice.
*The fully nonanthro fox then draws a zweihander about triple his size equally out of nowhere*
("How'd he do that?")
Charges at the general direction of the fight: "Yeearrrgh!"

*attacks FoxofWar from the bushes, dragging him down and bites his leg* "Gotcha newbie!"

Continues throwing knives and tossing explosives while sitting out lame 80's action movie catchphrases