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None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

nice and you won't be attacked by the dog catcher.

Hmmm- Collar as camouflage? That might work. Of course you'd need the appropriate license tags and rabies vaccination, too.

Add in a nametag; like "Fluffy" or "Cuddles", and you'd be good to go; unless the other members of your pack found out...

collar?NO NO NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

True true...i have to agree with that.....nice idea^^

I had been working with the idea in my writing for years, as something my characters might wear in the 24th or 25th century. Looks like I'm not the only one to have the idea.

http://www.nextgendesigncomp.com/entryd ... spx?id=953

Granted, it almost instantly brings to mind images of Captain Kirk or Buck Rogers, captured by the sexy villainess, getting shocked and making silly expressions to the tune of cheesy sound effects whenever he refuses her advances.

That is one interesting collar and yeah you better have vaccination and name, address and telephone number of boyfriend or girlfriend. I don't think your parents will believe they've had a dog in the family this whole time and not even know it was in your bedroom. hint hint YOU!!!!

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

Must not have read my response then. :p

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

Suuuurrrrrre!!! I'll approach them looking like this!!!

RedEye wrote:Hmmm- Collar as camouflage? That might work. Of course you'd need the appropriate license tags and rabies vaccination, too.

Add in a nametag; like "Fluffy" or "Cuddles", and you'd be good to go; unless the other members of your pack found out...

A red bandana worn as a collar would probably look much better. No need for tags and stuff. (It looks really cool on austrailian cattle dogs.)

Ansuru wrote:

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

Must not have read my response then. :p

Mine either.

MoonKit wrote:

Ansuru wrote:

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

Must not have read my response then. :p

Mine either.

yes.....but.....not everyone has a wolf as a pet. If you saw a lion wearing a collar walking the street, would you call it over?

Figarou wrote:

MoonKit wrote:

Ansuru wrote:

Kzinistzerg wrote:None here seems to have gotten the idea of wearing a collar in full-wolf form as a way to disarm people. Any other form'd look stupid, but if you wore a collar as a full wolf it'd make people thing "huh, what a big doggy!" and no "OH GOD, A WOLF!" If you behave like a dog you can fly below the radar, so to speak, if you have some little flowery soppy looking collar, if you look like some pampered pet.

Must not have read my response then. :p

Mine either.

yes.....but.....not everyone has a wolf as a pet. If you saw a lion wearing a collar walking the street, would you call it over?

Yeah...but a lion is much more distinguishable to the average Joe from a housecat than a Wolf would be from, say, a very large husky, malamute, or mix of some similar breeds....especially if it's behaving like a dog.

Howlitzer wrote: Yeah...but a lion is much more distinguishable to the average Joe from a housecat than a Wolf would be from, say, a very large husky, malamute, or mix of some similar breeds....especially if it's behaving like a dog.

I should've said bobcat or a lynx instead of a lion.

Yeah next thing you know you got the whole state and government after you because they think you're wild adn they don't even know your half human. Time to head to CANADA!!!

Yeah, move to Canada before they introduce a Were Marriage Amendment

Ansuru wrote:Yeah, move to Canada before they introduce a Were Marriage Amendment

You mean as in "All Werewolves must be married and have regular jobs".
That kind of Marriage amendment? Does the Werewolf get to choose, or is his mate drawn by lot?

With my luck, I'd get the Rozanne Barr look-alike.

RedEye wrote:

Ansuru wrote:Yeah, move to Canada before they introduce a Were Marriage Amendment

You mean as in "All Werewolves must be married and have regular jobs".
That kind of Marriage amendment? Does the Werewolf get to choose, or is his mate drawn by lot?

With my luck, I'd get the Rozanne Barr look-alike.

*shudders* No, that is a fate reserved only for those most evil of creatures...the werecats!

if i was a werewolf i would only were a collar if i changed so if someone called the pound they would find a name tage. only when i change would i were it.

yeah we already hit that subject just above and my powerful words led us to Canada! I have ultimate power with words.

hmmmm, did not know that.

Don't worry, I did that when i first joined.

aw well at least i got my two cese in.