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Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:35 am**

....people get bored and make noises.

people have emotions because....

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:21 am**

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:23 am**

....it's natures way to make peace.

we do our best to survive beacause....

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:28 pm**

....otherwise we would die *that makes sense*

Fire is hot because....

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:58 pm**

....Ice is cold and everything needs it's opposite.

curiosity exists because....

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:20 pm**

it's impossible for anything else to kill a cat.

Figarou throws rubber ducks because. . .

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:09 am**

....He loves to entertain himself by tortureing others.

The world will never truly end because....

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:53 pm**

it will always exist within your mind.

People can be cruel because...

Posted: **Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:42 pm**

....that is what makes them happy.

One can only know so much because....

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:31 am**

too much knowledge would make your head explode

werewolves have tails because...

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:32 pm**

....cause they are a fun thing to have and there is no point in not having one.

We dream because....

Posted: **Sun May 06, 2007 10:09 pm**

. . .we eat double-cheese pizza right before going to bed.

Paris Hilton is going to jail because. . .

Posted: **Sun May 06, 2007 11:27 pm**

.... she deserves it!

The world is changing because....

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 7:10 pm**

. . . of global warming.

I have a rug burn on my forehead because. . .

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 9:18 pm**

....you were wrestling on carpet with someone.

You live under a roof because....

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 8:07 am**

It snows six months out of the year up here.

People break their promises because. . .

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 10:59 am**

....they get selfish and forget about oters.

People murder other people because....

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2007 1:47 pm**

...they have no conscience and would rather the infliction of suffering and loss onto the loves ones of those they have slain.

A good portion of the human race has no conscience because...

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:28 am**

THEY DRUGGED UP ON BEER AND CRUD!!!!

The president farted hugely and everyone died

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:38 am**

...because of an error in his innteligence initiative.

The ground-to-sky velocity of an air laden swallow is just because...

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:39 am**

they are retarted! DUH!

I shot you because....

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:34 am**

I made you see your own mental weaknesses.
The world will end...

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:44 pm**

umm...Duh we already know the world will end try using that thing up there one day!!!

jk...

HERE IS A COMPLICATED SENTENCE FOR YOU TO ANSWER WHY!!!

The world started.........uhh........lots of years ago like bazzilones whatever..........thats not the point........slowly life came out and all this crap started with the internet and whatever. Then came along at the start of cities and crud.......THE GOVERNMENT!!!! (DUN DUN DUN!!!

) They taxed everyone took their money and built roads that were never EVER used and still arnt....

So tell me.......WHY do we need a government if they waste money on something that wont be useful and no one will ever need?????

Posted: **Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:01 pm**

Since Wolf4Life chose to rant instead of continuing. . .

cumulusprotagonist wrote:The world will end...

Because we are slowly drowning ourselves in useless doodads.

Will Wright's Spore still hasn't been released because. . .

Posted: **Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:16 pm**

i wasnt ranting.......... *scared puppy eyes*

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