Things i learned in the Pack

[Scott Gardener]

I'm not a psychologist; I'm actually an ER physician. But, I'm board certified in family practice and osteopathic manipulation. After finishing a year-long internship in... (next 19,000 pages deleted for sake of bandwidth)

I learned that no matter how insane you may be, there's always someone else even further over the edge...

I learned that it's perfectly normal to want a decent werewolf movie. I'm not alone in the world!

I also learned that...

coconut juice can make you stoned,

duckies make excellent projectiles,

those people who did Digital Burn that one A-Kon were up to something even more insideous,

my own werewolf daydream is remarkably similar to many others, but none-the-less needs to get published (which I still haven't tried to do, yet, though have patience with me...),

that four or five hours a week don't have to be wasted sleeping or eating,

and, that every once and awhile, a sudden surprise of phenomenal proportions can show up in your favorite convention, your mailbox, your email inbox, or some other aspect of your life.

edit: darn it, some of this is almost sounding deeply philosophical. I'll try to keep it silly. (throws duckie at Figarou--squeek.)

[Figarou]

edit: darn it, some of this is almost sounding deeply philosophical. I'll try to keep it silly. (throws duckie at Figarou--squeek.)