WTF!?!

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:05 pm

I first heard it on VH1's best week ever. it may or may not be true but.................

CAUTION: if you like clay akin you may not want to see this

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/clay-a ... 151174.php

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:10 pm

I don't see why it would matter if he was gay or not...

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:17 pm

me either hes a good singer. i like him even though i voted for Ruben. but still that some heavy news

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:19 pm

*Sigh*

Vuldari · Post by **Vuldari** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:49 pm

I like Clay. He was the only person on any of the "American Idol" seasons I ever cared about and really wanted to win.

I think he's a pretty cool guy and an awsome singer.

His sexual orientation has no impact on my opinion of him.

...whether it is true or false, I say it's none of my buisness. I'm cool with it either way.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:43 pm

Hamster wrote:*Sigh*

that has been your soul oppinion lately

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:02 am

I avoid American Idol like the plague. If I want to hear someone like Simon rip apart and make bloody insults at honest attempts at standing up on stage in front of large numbers of people and trying to put on a show, I'll go to the Cosplay at A-Kon and listen to the A-hole sitting a few seats down, wondering why he bothers to come if he hates it so much.

Ink · Post by **Ink** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:42 am

He could be a raging necro or Bukkake* fetish guy for all I care.

(Bukkake* -- You can ask your mom what this means, but she won't know. And if she does, move out of the house.)

Granted,

I never liked Clay.
I never liked American Idol.
I never liked/cared all that much about the ideals of homosexuality seething into our world.

But that's because Clay's not my type. I don't watch American Idol. And I'm not gay.

Now moms will have bake sales for the sanity of the issue, kids will protest and girls will have to go out and fund their sexual habits with drugs and group orgies! I mean, one sexual fantasy lost to the homosexuality community!

Oh no! What will we do!?

What if thousands of people come out of the closet because Clay MIGHT and next week we hear stories and essays and have posters and pro-gay rallies and run on sentences becuase THE MAN MIGHT BE GAY!!!

Wait! NO! The best thing to ask: Who actually READS the National Enquirer?

Good lord. If he had even ONE of the sexual fetishes I get to listen to, because I know people elbow deep (bad joke) in the Adult Entertainment Industry, people would have a higher standard for shock value.

At least this might curb the parents from HURLING their female offspring at Clay. But I doubt he'll see any let up of the propositions from everyone else in the galaxy.

It's so annoying when the public starts making a mess of things.

It was a big deal 30 years ago that people were gay. Or that they might be gay.

Just because it could ruin a part of the populations chances at becoming the sparkling lover of Clay Akin women and girls across America are weeping tonight...

If we don't have to appeal to everybody's pocket book fantasies, it has to be to the passion of their loins. Put them together and you have a National Enquirer crisis ready to profit.

We now have to be worried about people crossing the Species Barrier with some of their antics (it's illegal, weird and gross, so I'll criticize), College Girls Gone Wild (right where your kids can see), and Paris Hilton getting anymore air-time that her Bag-O-Bones & lazy eye do not deserve.

Jeepers. People need to pick their priorities, reading material... and, while critiquing our culture, their sexual habits... better.

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:52 am

Great...another gay celebrity.

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:02 am

Fenrir wrote:
Hamster wrote:*Sigh*
that has been your soul oppinion lately

Thats because I've been too lazy to type.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:49 am

Why do we even care?

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:11 am

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:50 pm

Hamster wrote:
Fenrir wrote:
Hamster wrote:*Sigh*
that has been your soul oppinion lately
Thats because I've been too lazy to type.

well I got 8 words out of you w00t

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:51 pm

Fenrir wrote:
Hamster wrote:
Fenrir wrote:
Hamster wrote:*Sigh*
that has been your soul oppinion lately
Thats because I've been too lazy to type.
well I got 8 words out of you w00t

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:35 pm

*Sarcasm* Clay...GAY?!!

I've never even suspected such a thing! And he seemed so manly too...*/Sarcasm*

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:43 pm

I care?

Let alone the fact I don't like American idol, nor do I know who this guy is. I could give less about a person's sexual orientation. That's their business. Who should care?

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:16 pm

Silverclaw wrote:*Sarcasm* Clay...GAY?!! I've never even suspected such a thing! And he seemed so manly too...*/Sarcasm*

same here i wasn't surprised. you got to admit the dude is kinda fruity

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:29 pm

Anubis wrote:
Silverclaw wrote:*Sarcasm* Clay...GAY?!! I've never even suspected such a thing! And he seemed so manly too...*/Sarcasm*

same here i wasn't surprised. you got to admit the dude is kinda fruity

So? If he's gay, its his business. Not ours. I don't know why people cares. Its like they don't have nothing better to do then egg someone out of the closet. Then when they're out...they walk away and work at the next person whos sexual orientation is of dispute.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:08 am

I dont really care. I'ts just kindof funny how some people are shocked to hear it. I always thought it was obvious*shrugs*

Darum · Post by **Darum** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:47 pm

i'm pretty sure there are far worse things than being gay. this really isn't much of a surprise to me though, he's always seemed a little feminine from the things I've heard. it's funny though, about his fans talking about suicide bombing that place, true or not.

Ink wrote:He could be a raging necro or Bukkake* fetish guy for all I care.

(Bukkake* -- You can ask your mom what this means, but she won't know. And if she does, move out of the house.)

wow... first that MGS video, now this.... really, i thought only us guys could be like that... o_O;;

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:47 pm

hmmm..? What was that? he's gay?

I knew that before this came out, but meh...

Gay, straight, it doesn't matter no more what ya do, when you get big and do something a little outta the ordinary, BAM!! It's in the news...

Ink · Post by **Ink** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:23 pm

Darum wrote:i'm pretty sure there are far worse things than being gay.

I'm not even sure gay people think it's bad being gay. It if were it would cheapen the meaning of the word 'Gay'...

He could have a list of weird other sexual 'oddities' ....

Acrotomophilia
Adolescentilism
Andromimetophilia
Apotemnophilia
Asphyxiophilia
Autagonistophilia
Autassassinophilia
Autonepiophilia
Biastophilia
Catheterophila
Chrematistophilia
Coprophilia
Coprophagia
Ephebophilia
Erotophonophilia
Formicophilia
Gerontophilia
Gynemimetophilia
Hybristophilia
Hyphephilia
Hypoxphilia
Infantilism
Kleptophilia
Klismaphilia
Mixophilia
Morphophilia
Mysophilia
Narratophilia
Necrophilia
Nepiophilia
Olfactophilia
Pictohilia
Raptophilia
Scoptophilia
Somnophilia
Stigmatophilia
Symphorphilia
Telephonicophilia
Urophilia
Zoophilia

Please don't go searching the web trying to enlighten yourself. This is here to make a statement...

Take it from someone who knows, and cares about your sanity:

Fetish Sub-Cultures will ruin you.

...if you can't afford to hide them.

Being gay is the LEAST of Mr. Akin's worries.

Set · Post by **Set** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:36 pm

*adds this to the "stupid things" pile*

Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick...don't these people have lives? Seriously. They need to find better things to waste their time on.

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:42 pm

Ink wrote:
Darum wrote:i'm pretty sure there are far worse things than being gay.
I'm not even sure gay people think it's bad being gay. It if were it would cheapen the meaning of the word 'Gay'...

He could have a list of weird other sexual 'oddities' ....

Acrotomophilia
Adolescentilism
Andromimetophilia
Apotemnophilia
Asphyxiophilia
Autagonistophilia
Autassassinophilia
Autonepiophilia
Biastophilia
Catheterophila
Chrematistophilia
Coprophilia
Coprophagia
Ephebophilia
Erotophonophilia
Formicophilia
Gerontophilia
Gynemimetophilia
Hybristophilia
Hyphephilia
Hypoxphilia
Infantilism
Kleptophilia
Klismaphilia
Mixophilia
Morphophilia
Mysophilia
Narratophilia
Necrophilia
Nepiophilia
Olfactophilia
Pictohilia
Raptophilia
Scoptophilia
Somnophilia
Stigmatophilia
Symphorphilia
Telephonicophilia
Urophilia
Zoophilia

Please don't go searching the web trying to enlighten yourself. This is here to make a statement...

Take it from someone who knows, and cares about your sanity:

Fetish Sub-Cultures will ruin you.

...if you can't afford to hide them.

Being gay is the LEAST of Mr. Akin's worries.

Aww, you didn't link them....

(I'm kidding of course)

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:47 pm

i don't know most of them but i heard some things about some of them. like Asphyxiophilia, scary!!

if thats bad i wouldn't go near the others