Short Tail wrote:Has anyone else read how Paris Hilton has started a petition saying she should not go to jail.
"The 26-year-old party girl - who is facing 45 days behind bars after being caught behind the wheel despite being banned for drinking driving - is backing an online petition set up by supporters saying she should not be jailed because she "provides beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives".
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Beauty and excitement? She's nothing more than an hideous stuck up b**** (further proven by that comment), who the hell is gonna sign it? Furthermore, what excitement? Getting her dumb a** sent to jail is about the most exciting thing she's done. She's so damn ugly that even watching her leaked sex tape is more likely to bring nausea than excitement. Beyond that her life is just boring. She thinks her life is exciting because she's rich? I've seen her show (against my will, I wanted to watch something else and was too lazy to leave the room), and not even putting her in some "wacky situations lawlz!" makes it interesting.
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
Short Tail wrote:Has anyone else read how Paris Hilton has started a petition saying she should not go to jail.
"The 26-year-old party girl - who is facing 45 days behind bars after being caught behind the wheel despite being banned for drinking driving - is backing an online petition set up by supporters saying she should not be jailed because she "provides beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives".
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! are you kidding me? just serve your time, its not that long!
I can proudly say that I am not a stamp of the person beside me
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"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
Hell, no I did not want four pancakes i wanted five!!!
pay attention!
You might miss something....
Celler Door
"Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere et cul illi pueri dicerent 'Sibylla Ti cupisne' respondebat illa 'Cupio mortere'."
Twenty-eight days. Six hours. Forty-two minutes. Twelve seconds. That... Is when the world will end.
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
"Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere et cul illi pueri dicerent 'Sibylla Ti cupisne' respondebat illa 'Cupio mortere'."
I bought the Director's Cut recently, I love that movie, too. Kind of wish they had still kept the scene where Donnie has the outburst at Watership Down out. It didn't seem to add anything like the other added scenes did, and really just made him seem like a dick. Still, the rest of it actually made the movie better (except the explanation, I've heard it before but I prefer my version, but it's not my movie so if Kelly wants to have it interpreted a certain way that's his choice), so I'm happy.
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
I subscribed to the Wolfman comic! I found out the local comic store only got one comic free (Archie...to the confusion of the people who own the store) and he said I could still buy the Director's cut and number two was out soon, so I just subscribed.
Am very happy!
<b> Pack Drunk</b>
"Animals were not made for humans, not anymore than black people were made for whites or women for men" -Alice Walker-
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"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
Last edited by ravaged_warrior on Sat May 12, 2007 12:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
Just found this site (Superdickery.com). It's hilarious.
And yes. Those are real.
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
I do not know why but so far I realy think the part about the machine that sees into the future with young batman and young superman was really funny...The third thing the commentor says it would be better used for.
cumulusprotagonist wrote:I do not know why but so far I realy think the part about the machine that sees into the future with young batman and young superman was really funny...The third thing the commentor says it would be better used for.
I considered posting that one, but since I had decided against putting in the commentary, it wouldn't really be obvious as to why Superman was being a dick there unless you really put in some thought.
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey