If you could....

[Anubis]

commit any crime and not get busted for it, what would you?

I'll assassinate any lawyer and politician on my hit list, this includes Hillary Clinton and Jack Thompson!

[Fang]

I'd destroy Halibuton through shady back deals, insider trading and political blackmail

[Anubis]

that was disturbingly quick

[Fang]

Thank you *evil laughter*

[PariahPoet]

I'd figure out some way to sterilize all people who are willfully stupid.

[Teh_DarkJokerWolf]

I would want anyone who was a rapist or murderer to be killed But I guess hopefully I wouldn't get slammed for doing that cause well it needs to be done an ALSO Osamah Bin La Din However you spell his name..Although I'd rather torture him instead

[Figarou]

commit any crime and not get busted for it, what would you?

I'll assassinate any lawyer and politician on my hit list, this includes Hillary Clinton and Jack Thompson!

I'd get after the person who started this topic.

[Anubis]

sorry,

i thought it would be a fun topic to vent in.

[Figarou]

sorry,

i thought it would be a fun topic to vent in.

Committing a crime is NOT a fun topic. You should know better.

[Fenrir]

You know if you were in a certain alaskan town and you did not smile, you yourself would be commiting a crime figarou, or in Douglisville Georgia and let a chicken cross the street you could get arrested.

[PariahPoet]

I think so far we all want to do things that should be legal.

[Figarou]

You know if you were in a certain alaskan town and you did not smile, you yourself would be commiting a crime figarou, or in Douglisville Georgia and let a chicken cross the street you could get arrested.

How about tossing duckies? Is that a crime?


I didn't think so.

[Fang]

Figarou Wolf, you are under arrest for the illegal act of tossing duckies, you are hearby sentenced to work in the wing of the hospital that treats injuries caused by duckies

[Teh_DarkJokerWolf]

You know if you were in a certain alaskan town and you did not smile, you yourself would be commiting a crime figarou, or in Douglisville Georgia and let a chicken cross the street you could get arrested.

How about tossing duckies? Is that a crime?


I didn't think so.

I would think tossing Duckies would bring smiles It sure does here lol

[Terastas]

If I could only commit one crime and get away with it, I've got it narrowed down to three:

1) Kidnap Joe Francis, Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline and leave the three of them all alone on a deserted island.

2) Break into Fred Phelps's house/office and max out his hard drive with illegal pornography.

3) Rig the state lottery.

[PariahPoet]

If I could only commit one crime and get away with it, I've got it narrowed down to three:

1) Kidnap Joe Francis, Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline and leave the three of them all alone on a deserted island.

Ack, they should be "fixed" first. Even on a deserted island, they don't need to be procreating.... O_O

3) Rig the state lottery.

It probably is already....just not in your favor.

[Fang]

break into 24 Sussex Drive, home of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper (he's a homophobe) Restyle his hair and replace all his clothes with a Gay wardrobe

[PariahPoet]

(home)ophobia: the fear that gay men will break into your house and rearrange your furniture!

[Fang]

[Figarou]

3) Rig the state lottery.

It probably is already....just not in your favor.

What do you mean.."Probably?"

It IS!!

[Teh_DarkJokerWolf]

Yeah I heard about that actually that it is rigged..Kinda like those claw machines you see at the store. Only a certain amount of people will win. The claw gets stronger the more people that play it. The lottery. The more people that play the more the lottery grows..To much of a chance if you ask me to choose randon numbers and some way some how someone actually gets it They scan those tickets before you buy em, so it's in the compy an also notice how you never can see the rest of the machine when the balls roll out..Definatly something is rigged..

On top of that when you do win taxes come in an take a huge chunk of it

[Aki]

Hrm....

I dunno. I've never been big on crime. Maybe rob the hell out of some big big company, one that has enough money not to be too adversely affected, anyways.

Like Microsoft. Mwhahah! All your money are belong to me.

[PariahPoet]

Like Microsoft. Mwhahah! All your money are belong to me.

You have no chance to survive make your time.




ha ha ha

[Midnight]

2) Break into Fred Phelps's house/office and max out his hard drive with illegal pornography.

Going by what that creep's local equivalent is currently serving jail time for... save your effort. I wouldn't be surprised if it already is.

[Vuldari]

Personally, I believe very strongly in personal responsibility.


...it would go against everything I believe in to do something and not reap all of the consequences thereof. ...good and bad...


If it is a thing that really should be done, than it will be worth taking the rap for it. ...otherwise, it's just being weak and cowardly. IMHO


Also...crimes are "Crimes" for a reason. If you are breaking legal and/or moral laws, you best have one Damn Good Reason for doing so...

I've never encountered any such 'reason' in my lifetime yet, and hopefully never will. There are far fewer Good Reasons than so many have convinced themselves exist.

...so much pointless, reckless irresponsibility...



"...and that's all I've got to say about that..."
-Forest Gump



((Sorry for being so preachy. I just can't let a topic like this go by without saying my piece first. It is not my intention to end the conversation. By all means, carry on... I said what I needed to say))